There are a ton of hot girls here. My head is spinning. I want to talk to them but I’m a fat, ugly dork. Plus, most of them are over 18-years old.

Donte’ Stallworth stole the show for me. Randy Moss boasted that he was the fastest receiver on the team. When I brought that up to Stallworth, he ran to where Moss was talking and yelled, “You telling lies again? Who’s the fastest receiver on the team?”

Moss replied, “The fastest receiver on the team? I would have to say Randy Moss. The quickest receiver on the Patriots? I would have to say Randy Moss. The strongest receiver on the Patriots? I would have to say Bam Childress. Followed closely by Randy Moss.”

Jabar Gaffney said he was the fastest receiver, followed closely by Stallworth with Moss coming in third. Stallworth laughed at Gaffney’s rankings saying, “Go tell Randy that and see what he says.”

Finally, looking for an unbiased player to tell me who indeed was the fastest receiver on the team, former Texas Tech Red Raider Sammy Morris paused when asked the question and replied, “Wes Welker, Texas Tech.”

You decide.

A couple of other tidbits. Stallworth said he thought offensive coordinator Josh McDaniels was a student trainer when he first got here. When McDaniels told Stallworth that he was the OC, Stallworth replied, “Yeah, sure dude. What do you really do?”

When asked who is the greatest receiver of all-time, Moss answered, “It WAS Jerry Rice.”

The Giants are about to start talking so we’ll catch you later.